Since I’ve already semi-admitted to criminal behavior in my youth, it’s time for another confession.
I was recently watching football with a fraternity brother who mentioned that he found some old newspaper clippings about a certain…um…incident from way back in 1979.
Here’s the story from the local newspaper. Since I openly admitted my role in the “attack” and mentioned the danger of government intervention, I like to think that this is evidence that I was genetically libertarian and precociously self-aware.
I realize that there are alternative hypotheses, involving words like “jerk” and “troublemaker,” but surely...