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Women Serving in Combat Positions Is a Batty Idea

Have my box of you have your box of Tampax?
Winkmeister (Formerly David) Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 9:44 AM
One thing that men are not cursed by.
Winkmeister (Formerly David) Wrote: Jan 27, 2013 9:50 AM
The funniest thing is that none of this takes place until 2016. So let's throw up another flare for everyone to watch while they pick-pocket your 2nd Amendment rights.

Last Thursday Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta and other U.S. military leaders lifted the ban on women serving in combat positions. I, for one, think this is a great idea and have a few modest proposals, if the brass inside the beltway is open to suggestions, on how they should deploy the dames (and whom they should deploy).

First off, if you truly want to eviscerate the enemy—namely Muslims—then I propose sending the most nerve grating and foul women Hollywood has to offer straight into hot zones as our forward armies. I’m a thinkin’ starting off with Roseanne Barr, Joy...