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On the Ninth Day, God Made a Liberal

Whitebeard Wrote: Feb 10, 2013 8:28 AM
Liberals are like all other organisms...just trying to survive. But, like bacteria, they grow best in dead tissue. It's only natural for them to create as much death and destruction as possible. They believe in evolution; they believe they are superior and destined to be labeled "fittest" in the game of survival...even though they commit genocide and suicide by the millions (e.g. abortion). Clearly, they are an unfortunate mutation, and the branch of the evolutionary tree upon which they stand is about to break.

Here is a hilarious (and sad) parody of the wonderful Paul Harvey commentary about farmers, which was part of a popular Super Bowl ad last week.  Enjoy: