In response to:
letters from Heaven,
dearest mommy,
mommy, i have thought long and hard. how could someone who loves their child murder them?
i came to the conclusion it was an ACCIDENT. you did not intentionally murder me.
like some species of snakes that can dislocate their jaws to eat large prey. you can dislocate your spine to bend over your lard and give yourself a mustache ride. but like the BOYS in DA HOOD know, you can suck a bowlingball thru a tailpipe. so it was not a shopvac that sucked me out. it was you. and since you arent human, that claw that tore me apart was actually your inner mouth like an alien from the movie "Alien".
so i do not blame you for the accidental murder of myself mommy. i just wanted you to know...
t
As reported earlier, conservative comedian Steven Crowder was physically assaulted by union protesters today in Lansing, Michigan. Video has surfaced of Crowder being punched repeatedly in the face and one man is heard yelling, "I'll kill a motherf*cker with a gun!"
I will reappear elsewhere at another time
your loving son,
little che