My favorite is the "requirement" that they must learn English. Is there really anyone out there that legitimately believes this would ever be diligently and strictly administered? How would it even work? Would the amnestied illegal have to appear before a testing board with an ICE agent wielding handcuffs at the standby ready to deport the amnestied illegal should they fail their English-competency test?
This is the level of sophistry that the open borders crowd is trying to make us believe will be done if we just give them their amnesty.