Since no none understands, I will try to explain Obama's Nobel prize.
1 He stopped the seas from rising
2 He added 7 (maybe 8) states to our great country
3 He saved Social Security and Medicare, not to mention all the US cities from bankruptcy
4 He showed us all the correct pronunciation of "corpsman,'
5 He relocated Charleston to the Gulf.
6 He brought peace and harmony to the Mideast
7 He brought true prosperity to all of America