Now, tell me. After a spectacle like this one, the subject of this column ... how much of a stretch is it ...
Q. Little Suzy, tell us what your friend's Daddy said about President Obama?
Suzy: His Daddy said the president was a bum.
Q. [Handing Little Suzy a piece of candy] Thank you, Suzy, you are a good American. [Ushers Suzy out of the room].
Q. [Speaking into handset] Have Mr. [John Q. Public] arrested.