"AuntAllisonWeighs295 Wrote: 3 minutes ago (10:11 AM) I want to be in my nephews' lives. I love them and care for them. That's all that should matter."
Allison's nephew: "WHY did you get me a claw hammer for my birthday?"
Allison the Baby MURDERER: "Hammers are fun, close your eyes and we will pay a game."
Allison's nephew: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!! Stop hitting me in the head with the hammer!"