Questions for RNC Chairman Reince Priebus -
What supposed significant achievements did you tout to become the RNC Chairman?
Were you a stand-in actor in the Starwars bar scene?
Can you count to 50 without using a cheat sheet?
Did you audition for a position as an official Walmart greeter in a store that was slated to close?
Did you achieve political office as a weekend mutt catcher in the Bronx?
Can you shriek as well as Harry Dean?
Can you hog the spotlight as well as Fancy Pelosi and Debby Blabbermouth Shultz?
Does your mother think that you are qualified for any employee position?
Did you keep a somewhat straight face while claiming that you have what it takes to lead the Republican party?