I had a friend who graduated Magna Improper Language (Ha! Ha!) Laude with a B.A. in Sociology. He applied for a job as a "trainee manager" at a coffee-and-beignets joint. When Da Boss told him to begin by sweeping the floor, my friend indignantly replied, "But I graduated Magna c-m Laude in sociology !" Da boss said, "Oh, dat's different ! I'll show ya how!" And, by the way, why did the farmhands jump on the egghead because he told them he had a Post Hole Digger ?