The US economy has been slowed by the piles of unsold Vogue magazines with Michelle Obama's photo on the cover. One can image Vogue executives exclaiming "Oh, the curse the fly-over riff-raff who know a ridiculously photo-shopped picture when they see it!" You mean Michelle doesn't have a long, thin face? And, so what if the laughably fake wig has gone a bit too far. It could be the water in the White House that has resulted in straight, silky-smooth hair and a low hairline with bangs falling forward. She truly is an icon for young women to emulate!