1. She leaves potholes when she jogs.
2. When she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts.
3. When she wears a green dress with pockets, she looks like a pool table.
AllisoninChicago Wrote: Aug 19, 2011 5:00 PM How adult of you to make jokes about weight.
I'm not saying I have weight problems, but its disgusting nevertheless.