So Venezuela's Hugo Chavez is dead, and on the sixtieth anniversary of Josef Stalin's death to boot, which only goes to show you that while some people would rather be dead than Red and others would rather be Red than dead, there are those who can only be happy when they are both dead and Red. I wish it were possible to convince more people to join the latter category; it would greatly limit the damage these clowns can cause while they are still living. In any case, today I bought nine gallons of Citgo gas for the first time in many a year. Having wished that Chavez would just drop dead for so long, I think it's only right that I help pay for the funeral. Hugo Chavez, rest in...well, just rest.