Translations for Libs:
Dialogue: I talk, you listen, you are stupid for interrupting me with logic.
Hacking: I tweeted a stupid, ignorant, insulting remark because I am stupid ignorant and insulting]
I am too self-involved to take responsibility
I am Sorry: I have to say this because my publicist said I do, but I am really just mad that all you
ignornat peons blew my cover.
I respect all Americans: I need your money and your worship and I really am losing money by being stupid, so shut up and believe me, I am sorry.