My marriage lisence from Massachusetts will not be recognized in Tennessee...
I am "party a". The wife is "party b".
I knew I should have put "Henry" (chocolate field Labrador) as b. Would have pulled it off excepting the fact that the clerk of public records knew me and Henry.
It gets harder and harder to make up farcical stuff lately. That is why I have to change my gender identity to female... and start Pi$$ing with the babes.