Only a buffoon confuses parody with a lack of originality (which is why you did it). Had you anything resembling critical thinking you would be able to grasp a basic tenet of economics - the interaction of supply and demand. Contrary to economic ignorance and stupidity, EMPLOYERS DO NOT SET WAGES; they are determined by the same interaction of supply and demand that sets ALL prices. Employers compete for labor in the marketplace, which is why even entry level jobs often pay HIGHER than the legal minimum even during a recession.
The implications that employers control the labor market and workers get screwed is so disconnected from reality, no one with a brain falls for such complete idiocy.