I'll buy some of the argument in principle, but Rachel, if NCIS is unsuitable, I don't know what isn't? I must have missed the profanity, which is at best mild. The characters are very restrained sexually. Big Bang Theory also has relatively little profanity, althought it has more sexual content (mostly verbal). Three of the characters are in relationships, one of which is marriage (at least one other is trending that way). It's not a show for kids, but it's still funny. I find far more objectionable all the supernatural vampire type shows, and the relentlessly feminist themes of most shows.