Well Rodman was on Good Morning America today. He's going back to North Korea "very soon" to visit his great and kind new friend and leader of one of the scariest nations on earth. Mr. Hussein Obama, knowing how much you like killing people with drones, how about considering the use of Rodman in the same way.
For example, just before Rodman goes back to North Korea, perhaps you could have the CIA, or Eric Holder or George Stephanopoulos (etc.) arrange to infect Mr. Rodman with a terminal virus that is only transferable by "close contact or exchange of fluids". It's a sure fire way to get rid of these two dangerous and disgusting friends !
Just a thought!