Of course Asteroids want to destroy the middle class and women. They especially want to destroy minorities. I makes sense, because according to CNN, asteroids are caused by man-made climate change. MAN made, which we all know is code for WHITE man. Inflicting earthquakes on these targets from space has become so passe, and let's face it, easy. We've moved on to bigger and better things now. Who says old, conservative, angry white men can't change?