Yes, there is "A" history, that is preserved for people who got an "A" in history. In your case, it's obvious you got an "F" in history. Therefore, all you know is I don't know nothin' bout no history! "F" history!
Since you apparently flunked any history class you ever took in school, that doesn't make you immune to it, nor does it give you the right to make it up as you go along.