I think he should take it further. Ban sodas and unhealthy foods for everyone EXCEPT conserva-tards. That way, you'll remain fat, lazy, uninformed, and more easily to beat every election, every debate, and even walking up a flight of stairs.
Keep your corporate gods happy by consuming more sugar. Its freedom and justice that you should have your grubby hands on unhealthy foods. Keep that up. Pretty please with "sugar" on top. Ha ha ha ha