With 6 or 7 billion people in the world, just think about the amount of CO2 being released evry minute. How shameful, all those dirty, polluting, unregualted humans. We need a new EPA regulation controlling the number of times a day a person is allowed to exhale. Once you have reached the number you will be cannot exhale until the next day. You will still be allowed to inhale just not exhale. You may have to hold your breath frequently during the day to avoid reaching the limit. You may have to do all you communications in writing or texting as verbal stuff generated too much CO2. Of course Congress and the Executive branch of government will be exempt.