One day in the Vatican, one of the Pope's flunkies rushes to his side: "Your Holiness", he gasps, "I have some good news and some bad news; the good news is, Our LORD Himself is calling you on the overseas telephone!"
The Pope scratches his head: "Truly, that is good news; He can use modern technology whenever He chooses to! What could be the bad news???"
"Your Holiness,". The young man answered; "He's calling from Salt Lake City."