I'm still chuckling over the mental picture you created (Al Gore "farting sideways")
But, it's no laughing matter when the prostitutes in the media slavishly record the pontifications of "global warming"..
As a young boy, growing up in the forties, I remember cold winters as the norm. So what? How can these "experts" condense millions of years into a few decades and announce that "man" is causing changes in the weather??
I thought , at first, that this was only something cooked up by Gore and friends to make a little money. But then I thought, nah, Al wouldn't do that, would he??