President Obama was interviewing for new accountants to handle the books for his second term.
Barack asked the first applicant, "What does one plus one equal?"
The accountant was escorted out of the White House after answering, "Two."
Barack then asked the second applicant, "What does one plus one equal?"
That second applicant answered, "What do you want it to equal?"
Obama promptly replied, "You've got the job."