Now I'm upset. I checked the SPLC's hate map and did not see my house listed. The nerve of that organization! How dare they! I fit all the SPLC's qualifications. I'm white. I am conservative. I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment. I don't support affirmative action of any kind. I don't believe that illegal immigrants should be given immunity and to top it off, I believe in God, not Allah.
I should sue the SPLC for discriminating against me. Fargin' Bastages.