IndeePendent Wrote:
Feb 06, 2013 8:53 PM
Four surgeons are talking. The first, a California surgeon, says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, a Texas surgeon, responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded.” The third, an Oklahoman surgeon, says: “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order.” But, the fourth, a Washington, D.C. surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no b*lls, no brains, and no spine, — and the head and the a*s are interchangeable.”