I've seen a photo of Joy w/o makeup. Any guy with 20/20 vision has no chance with her a all.
I'm pro-choice, except for the choice of killing babies, but that's the only choice you care about, isn't it? Feel free to stay on your own side of the street and keep your saliva to yourself. You and I had no chance anyway - I have 20'20 vision. Run along to your seminar on masterbation.