No problem mates. It's been discovered that the "secret" plan to stabilize the economy and create jobs is as simple as toilet tissue. Yes, that's the plan. Goobermental officers are quietly instructing members of society in numerous locations throughout this great nation that the remedy to inflation is having everyone scribble their own monetary denominations on a single sheet of toilet paper. Effective later in 2013, the Fed. reserve will then mandate that all banks, S&L's, credit unions, et.al., will honor whatever the toilet tissue holder has scrawled as his/her denomination on that tissue. And just like the currency printed by the gooberment today, that tissue is backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. Gooberment. Rest easy now.