Letters from Heaven
Hello! I am sending this in case uncle didn’t receive my earlier letters. I just wanted to give you a heads-up about my mommy. Because your lives are in danger. You see, you have several strikes against you already.
Let me list them for you.
01. You are WHITE
02. You are conservative
03. Your parents are hated by my mommy
04. Your grandparents are hated by my mommy
05. You are Christian
06. You are male
07. You won’t have sex with my mommy
08. You weren’t aborted (that is what Liberals call murdering babies)
09. You will p1ss on muzzies when you grow up
10. You didn’t vote for the Sail Eared Simpleton
11. You will pay taxes as an earner