If the Super Bowl was Democrats vs Republicans, Democrats would:
1. Replace the referees with their own flunkies in the name of "bipartisanship"
2. Ignore any and all rules entirely except as they apply to Republicans
3. Insist that all Republican plays be reviewed and, regardless of the review, penalize the Republicand half the distance to the goal
4. A touchdown would score no points for Republicans (who would be told that they are Florida panhandle residents and time had already expired) but would score additional points for Democrats based on how many dead there are in the area and how many homeless people came to the stadium for free smokes
Since ACTUAL cases of cheating are almost exclusively by Dems...