If the Super Bowl was Democrats vs Republicans, Republicans would...
1. Pay off the referees before the game.
2. Change the rules of the game during halftime.
3. Ban any review of previous plays.
4. A touchdown would score 6 points for Democrats, 9 points for Republicans.
5. Republicans would get 6 timeouts vs 3 for Democrats.
Cheating is a mainstay of Republican ideology. And they're proud of it