Tun, you are just plain phukken wrong. First of all, liberal victory is hardly "consistent." They steal an occasional election, but we conservatives win our share. Depending on your coception of "making it" (hello, Norman Podhoretz!), I know several people who have found fulfilment in my adopted state of Alabama. As for 300-pound snuffsniffin wimmen and yore very own dubblewide, well, Auburn is hardly typical of the state as a whole.