You know John, most of the time if a person has a Phd it means they've worked hard to develop knowledge and expertise in a particular area. I think IS NOT the case with Miss Phd in Reality..
Phonetically "Phd" sounds a lot like "Fud." Now if you put the name Elmer in front of it, you have, Elmer Fud
So Miss Phd in Reality is in reality Elmer Fudd........at least in terms of intellect and ability to think.