Nobel Peace Prize? "Need I say more?"
International Olympic Committee? "They want me to meet with them and I look forward to doing so as soon as my schedule allows for it"
Assault weapons? "Now that I have taken care of that issue we can focus on the far more important one of Immigration reform"
Fast and Furious? "I am glad I ended that program of my predecessor"
Benghazi? "I am so proud of Hillary Clinton for having taken responsibility for that incident. She has exhibited very courageous personal accountability despite what impac it has on her. We shoul all thank her for having made such challenging and difficult decisions in what she's accomplished in this area"