Some things you won't EVER see usmcpgw post:
Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
You can't feed that to the dog.