I am so glad that you're doing so well in school. I'm not sure how you could you be a "staight A student" and only graduate with a 3.94 GPA. Last time I checked, straight A meant a 4.00 GPA. Maybe you got a DEE in math.
I can tell you're part of the younger generation that thinks they're so smart and have grown up in a world where every kid gets a trophy for trying that you don't even realize how dumb you are. Based on your poor writing skills, I just hope you learn a little more about writing before you submit your doctoral dissertation. It takes a bit more than texting skills on your cell phone.
Then again, maybe the standards aren't so high for a Phoney Doctorate in "Feminist Studies of Lesbian Sea Turtles".