Has anyone seen a picture of this witch? Just Google 'Mary Maloney Mugshot'.
I'm surprised that they didn't charge her with assault on a police officer for offering sex! I'm sure he suffered from projectile vomiting, and will probably have to go through years of counseling after that trauma.
You can tell from the photos that she's probably been drinking since she was about 5 yrs. old. Plus, the fact that she teaches science may mislead some kids into believing humans evolved directily from lizards.