Your satire is noted and appreciated. It points out the hypocrisy evident in the leftist elites arguments for wealth redistribution. Indeed, this country was founded on the principle of equality, equality of opportunity, not outcome. Outcome of that equality is not guaranteed, is up to the individual and the amount of effort they want to expend on their own behalf. There is no right to the wealth created by the hard work or wisdom of another human being. Luck does not enter into the equation, unless you're a leftist with an agenda.