Possible answers when your doctor asks about your gun ownership:
Doc, do you have electronic or print child pornography in your home?
Gee, doc, I lost all my firearms during a canoeing accident last summer.
Well, no, doc. I pulled an Eric Holder and sold all of my firearms to Mexican drug dealers.
Explain to me doc just how that is any of your or the government's business.
Next question, doc.
It IS a nice day, isn't it?
Describe for me, doc, the sound of one hand clapping.
Doc, if a man makes a statement, and there is not a woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
If a couple in Arkansas get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?