jaxstravig Wrote:
Jan 18, 2013 3:00 PM
Applying the Presidents methodology for reducing gun crimes to solve the nations ills: The major items on the President's plate for the remainder of his 2nd term are: Unemployment, Immigration, Mental Health, and Soaring Healthcare Costs. To solve all the issues immediately, the President of the United States announced today the creation of the Bureau of Internal Government Benefactors for Individual Relationships and Diversity - BIGBIRD. This bureaucracy will assign every individual American and immigrant with a Non-Antagonistic-Nurturing-Instrument-for-Enthusiasm -"NANIE." BIGBIRD and its NANIEs ...