"Woman's right to choose"= painfully dismembering innocent pre-borns!
"Gay rights"= You will accept and condone our choices of sexual behavior!
"Global warming"= the false term becomes "Climate change"
"Marriage equality"= Damn 6,000 years of traditional male and female marriage!
"Pay your fair share"= Big government takes funds from the rich and re-distributes to "low information" voters in order to buy votes, and give free phones,un-employment checks,health care and food checks!
"Hope and change"= I hate America, its Constitution, all guns and the Christian religion, and I will create a socialist/Marxist country(maybe even add on a few more terms!)