HELLO... WE ARE THE ARMED CRIMINALS... AND WE MAKE A SOLEMN PLEDGE
(hope those doltish liberals buy this one...)
In pursuit of Happiness, we, violent criminals, make the solemn pledge that if everyone in suburban communities will totally disarm that we will murder only one another and break into the homes of fellow armed criminals.
(whew... hope that flies with the loony tunes)
.. err.. we will be your 'savior-defenders' !!
Capo Tyrone, we did our best....(salivate) !!