Been unemployed to two years.
Just picked up my card the other day.
Consuela at the Social Services office gave me a list of ATMs in town I can't use, most of them in front of liquor stores. She was really nice.
I'm driving to Boulder to pick up a little weed at my favorite "dispensary" right after grocery shopping at Whole Foods. After November 6 I've decided to embrace my inner-Obama. I feel so liberated and free. I recommend it to all my former Conservative friends.