Hey Marine. This is ever so true. Ban guns, silence speech, disperse crowds, burn newspapers and make everyone kneel at your statue with your left foot over the right. When those laws are passed they will once again ban alcohol and declare martial law in any city-state that voted against the current administration. Naturally your pay check will be have direct deposit and be payable to the government so they can dole out your money to the non-working class who did vote for the current administration.
By the way.....if your car is newer than 15 years old - turn it in for an older model and don't even think of going to Hawaii with your fat lipped wife.