Hysterical, if only it weren't so true! I'm unfortunately not a Progressive, ergo I'm not smart, so I still don't understand why everyone else's culture and traditions are sacrosanct, whereas ours aren't (mental image: Jesus soaked in urine).
I think it has something to do with the "fact" that America was the only country in the history of the world to ever have slavery; limit opportunities for women, transsexuals, and pedophiles; try to control its borders and even identify its voters & President.
If I'm following here, that means all Conservatives are racists, misogynists, and homophobes, therefore we are Untermenschen. And since we are sub-humans, we don't have human rights, even though spotted owls do. Or something like that.