Ya wanna negoriate with buckwheat? Try this:
"Mr. Urkel - your checkbook is now closed. The congress will pay no debts of the United States unless on a passed budget, legally obligating us to do so". All you federal workers - no paychecks. Nada. All military pay frozen. Not one bas tard politician paid a dime until last priority.
Betcha a deal could be worked out in 2 hours and a budget passed in 30 minutes after that.
obama delenda est