I once heard that Bush was responsible for the cruxifiction of Jesus, and The Holocaust. Also, that he had caused a supernova to go bonkers on the other side of Proxima Centauri. Today one of my bathrooms toilets backedup, a sinkhole appeared in my backyard, and I found out that there was a clerical mistake on my deed from which I may not recover. You guessed it, I blamed it all on "Bush". Don't you just love it when you can blame all your own flaws, and misunderstandings on Bush. Starting 2013 I will dedicate the entire year to blaming Bush for everything.