You might be a liberal if... 12. Everyone is to be separated according to race. You are not considered a member of the human race. You are white, black, hispanic, asian, whatever. You cry "racism" in order to rise above the law and "do your own thing". You use code words such as "socialism" in order to try to enslave mankind with your creepy, brain damaged philosophies. The real word,"communism" is kept hidden from the masses who you perceive to be inferior. Clearly, a liberal hails from less than human, garbage pail parents who ate factory prepared "foods" such as Pizza Bites, Hot Pockets and margarine while you, the liberal, was in the womb.