Any new decrees from the Ivory Tower in Paris today?
Are the little people eating cake yet? I suspect "cake" is unacceptable to the Government Food Monitor (empress Michelle), so you might want to clear that with HQ before implementing your next edict from abroad.
Please give Kathleen Parker my regards over there in Marxland, and I encourage you to join her permanently on the other side of the Iron Curtain, where your potential as a first-class Apparatchik can blossom.
Also, do have mercy on Joe Scarborough when you see him, he is thoroughly addled with Stockholm Syndrome, and it's really not sporting of your side to abuse him any longer at this point.